Reaasons Why I Can't find my Cell Phone in My Purse

my wallet
checkbook
iPod
cell phone
Weight Watchers Calculator
camera
*camera battery charger
sunglasses
home keys
school keys
mini lotion
*Cloraseptic Throat Lozenges
*Zicam Spray
Carmex
*Icebreakers mints
2 packs of gum
unsharpened thick lead pencil
*3 pair hair clips
calendar
notepad
skeleton pen
3 unused Weight Watchers food trackers
*2 sets of directions to Weight Watchers meetings other than my own
index card of quotes
*unkown phone number
*2 reciepts
*11 gum wrappers
*directions to Vicki's house
*back of a Weight watchers name tag
*Fez buisness card
*Christmas angel tag
broken WW key chain

* items removed from my purse